2008

Aug

New Story (intro)- Is it too obvious...

His relationship with life was one of terrific midnight compromising and unnecessary illumination....
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
I think I almost asphyxiated the first time I heard this.
Aug 15th
Warch Watch
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aug 15th

Jun

Warch Watch
“This has degenerated to the extent that it doesn’t even make sense to do a...
Jun 26th

conversations with God part 4

I try to stay well removed from any retarded political business, argument, or even constructive...
Jun 26th
Warch Watch
Jun 26th
Warch Watch
Filibuster: Delaying tactic used in the US Senate by the minority in an effort to prevent the...
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
Jun 24th

The man with the Straw Hat

[Note: I found this in my old writing folder. I wrote it at some point in college and I have no idea...
Jun 10th

Ignorance (Part 1 of 4)

The pill was green. It was double-stacked and closer to a sphere in shape than a disc. On both sides...
Jun 9th

conversations with God part 3

What would Jesus do? I dunno, probably perform a miracle like raising the dead or curing the blind...
Jun 4th
Warch Watch
Jun 3rd

The Power of Love

    When I was in middle school I used to fall asleep with the radio on. Every Sunday they did a top...
Jun 2nd

For Buster

    I saw Buster tonight. He was much thinner than I remembered, his head was smaller, and his hair...
Jun 1st

May

And it stoned me to my soul

I was surfing craig’s-list at 3 a.m. after accidentally spilling cocaine into my starbucks...
May 30th

conversations with God part 2

I read this in a ridiculous article on the accuracy of Sex and The City and how many sexual partners...
May 29th

conversations with God

its about beating the odds, beating the comittion and its about beating yo meat nigga.
May 23rd

128 (Jessica, I love you, more than you...

    Jessica had a moderate mental handicap. Not quite full blown downs syndrome but you could...
May 23rd

Why I go to Narcotics Anonymous to pick...

Jesse removed a twinkling syringe from a chewed pen-cap holding bleach and flicked its tip against...
May 22nd

seventy-seven

    My joints were sleeping as the same exhaustive smell of sun-warmed pretzels and potato chips...
May 19th

How to deal with a break-up

Tell me your name, I’m dying here…             Ron’s wife was fully encased in a...
May 13th

highways

I had taken the day off from work to… well I have no idea. But it was just after lunch and I was...
May 12th

DNA and karma

The sun was blinding but it was still cold enough for a jacket and I passed the bus-stop. I was...
May 10th

My first glimpse of calm

I had a foreign experience yesterday. It lasted just as long as it takes one sentence of...
May 9th

No eye for asthetics

I don’t have an eye for visual asthetics. Those neurons never made it past my ears. I’m...
May 9th