This is why i’m completely insane
*This is a typical conversation with Colin. You’d be insane too if you talked to him on a daily basis.
Colin (4:06:18 PM): i think we should start pronouncing all words with an internal “LL” like we’re spanish
Colin (4:06:20 PM): so like tortilla
Greg (4:06:29 PM): what do u mean
Colin (4:06:49 PM): like TORTEEYA
Colin (4:06:55 PM): so we’ll say like
Colin (4:06:58 PM): WILLIAM
Colin (4:06:59 PM): as
Greg (4:07:06 PM): weeim
Colin (4:07:07 PM): WEEYEEUM
Greg (4:07:15 PM): wee-yum?
Greg (4:07:24 PM): like that?
Colin (4:07:27 PM): wee-yee-yum
Greg (4:07:31 PM): wait
Greg (4:07:37 PM): that makes no sense
Colin (4:07:43 PM): ILL = eey in spanish
Colin (4:07:44 PM): so like
Greg (4:07:45 PM): it’s not tortee-yee-ya
Colin (4:07:48 PM): right
Colin (4:07:49 PM): but willian
Colin (4:07:51 PM): william
Colin (4:07:53 PM): has a leading I
Colin (4:08:01 PM): so maybe like
Colin (4:08:02 PM): wi-yee-yum
Greg (4:08:11 PM): that makes no sense
Greg (4:08:14 PM): that doesn’t work
Greg (4:08:38 PM): sometimes i wonder if you’d make a good candidate for the next generation of retards, the subretard tards
Colin (4:08:41 PM): basically just make the LL = Y
Greg (4:08:51 PM): wiyiam
Colin (4:08:54 PM): WI - YI - AM
Greg (4:08:55 PM): weeyum
Greg (4:09:05 PM): why yi am?
Greg (4:09:10 PM): wee yi am?
Greg (4:09:14 PM): that makes no fucking sense
Colin (4:09:18 PM): NO SHIT I LOVE IT
Greg (4:09:21 PM): no one says that
Greg (4:09:23 PM): spanish people dont
Colin (4:09:28 PM): TORTILLA
Greg (4:09:31 PM): there is no one that says we ye yum
Greg (4:09:40 PM): um
Greg (4:09:43 PM): see the leading I?
Colin (4:09:51 PM): yeah
Colin (4:09:54 PM): and it sounds like “EE”
Colin (4:09:55 PM): TOR
Colin (4:09:57 PM): TEE
Colin (4:09:58 PM): YA
Greg (4:10:00 PM): yeah
Greg (4:10:04 PM): wee ya
Colin (4:10:07 PM): so it would be
Greg (4:10:09 PM): W - I L L
Colin (4:10:10 PM): WEE
Colin (4:10:11 PM): YEE
Greg (4:10:11 PM): =
Greg (4:10:15 PM): W - ee
Greg (4:10:21 PM): WILL = Wee
Colin (4:10:27 PM): no
Greg (4:10:27 PM): IAM = yam
Colin (4:10:29 PM): the LL = Y
Greg (4:10:36 PM): wtf u just said it’s EE
Colin (4:10:39 PM): like LLA
Greg (4:10:42 PM): WEY YUM
Colin (4:10:46 PM): = YUH
Colin (4:10:49 PM): LLI = YEE
Greg (4:10:54 PM): dude
Colin (4:10:57 PM): I SAID THE LEADING I
Colin (4:10:59 PM): SOUNDS LIKE EE
Greg (4:11:00 PM): WHEY YUM
Colin (4:11:01 PM): YOU FAGGOT
Colin (4:11:04 PM): WHEY YUM
Colin (4:11:05 PM): YES
Colin (4:11:13 PM): WE WILL START CALLING PEOPLE NAMED WILLIAM
Colin (4:11:15 PM): WHEY
Colin (4:11:16 PM): YUM
Greg (4:11:22 PM): yeah you said wee-ye-yum
Greg (4:11:27 PM): that’s 3 syllables
Greg (4:11:32 PM): does william have 3 or 2?
Greg (4:11:36 PM): fucking 2 moron
Colin (4:11:54 PM): if it were spanish
Colin (4:11:55 PM): it would have 3
Greg (4:11:57 PM): tortilla has 3 and so would it have 3 if u pronounced it like it’s spelled
Greg (4:11:59 PM): you fucking asshle
Colin (4:12:04 PM): you’re such a cunt
Colin (4:12:06 PM): think about it
Greg (4:12:07 PM): no the syllable count has to be constant
Colin (4:12:08 PM): for 2 seconds
Greg (4:12:15 PM): i have thought about it for like 5 min now
Colin (4:12:19 PM): hahahahahahaha
Colin (4:12:21 PM): waste of time, huh?
Colin (4:12:22 PM): ENJOY
Greg (4:12:24 PM): william = 2 syllables
Greg (4:12:42 PM): maybe give me another example
Greg (4:15:00 PM): i dont know a single person i call william so this whole example is fucking pointless as far as what u wanna do
Greg (4:20:57 PM): WELL
Greg (4:22:11 PM): i think whoever invented the word dolt was having an insight of premonition cause it was fucking made for you
Greg (4:22:13 PM): goddamn dolt
Colin (4:22:22 PM): cool
Colin (4:22:25 PM): ur a faggot
Greg (4:22:31 PM): gimme another example
Greg (4:23:05 PM): how about full like colin is full of shit
Colin (4:23:16 PM): BALLOON
Colin (4:23:18 PM): BAYOON
Greg (4:23:18 PM): ok
Colin (4:23:21 PM): BA-YOON
Greg (4:23:23 PM): that works
Greg (4:23:29 PM): see
Greg (4:23:31 PM): it was that easy
Greg (4:23:41 PM): what would well be
Greg (4:23:43 PM): “well”
Colin (4:23:53 PM): it’s not an internal pair of “LL”s
Colin (4:23:55 PM): which if you paid attention
Colin (4:23:57 PM): i fucking said
Greg (4:23:59 PM): are u fucking kidding
Greg (4:24:05 PM): ok
Greg (4:24:13 PM): creolle
Greg (4:24:26 PM): that ll is internal but at the fucking end
Greg (4:24:30 PM): how u gonna deal with that
Greg (4:26:26 PM): that’s right run away fucking dolt
Colin (4:28:14 PM): it’s creole
Colin (4:28:20 PM): so you’re pretty much retarded
Greg (4:28:35 PM): unreal how bout u look it up once in a while
Greg (4:28:56 PM): ok what about wholly
Greg (4:29:00 PM): huh what about that
Greg (4:29:17 PM): ho-yee-yee? yeah cause that doesn’t sound like it’s wrong
Colin (4:29:18 PM): WHO-YEE
Colin (4:29:27 PM): IT’S JUST WHO-YEE
Greg (4:29:27 PM): there’s already an ee sound there
Colin (4:29:33 PM): dude
Colin (4:29:36 PM): how many times do i ahve to say
Colin (4:29:39 PM): LL = Y
Colin (4:29:40 PM): not E
Greg (4:29:43 PM): yeah so it becomes
Colin (4:29:46 PM): stop tarding this up for yourself
Greg (4:29:46 PM): who-Y-Y
Colin (4:29:53 PM): yeah but the last Y
Colin (4:29:55 PM): sounds like E
Colin (4:29:58 PM): SO IT’S YEE
Colin (4:30:00 PM): JUST LIKE I SAID
Colin (4:30:02 PM): FUCK OFF AND DIE
Greg (4:30:07 PM): yo if u want me to change my vocabulary i have to be prepared for these situations you fucking jerk
Colin (4:30:09 PM): YOU CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKFACE
Greg (4:30:29 PM): shit it is creole
Greg (4:30:51 PM): your rule is bullshit
Greg (4:31:03 PM): i’m getting Animal Crossing and i’m going to forget you even exist
